sigyn-x said: First thought: cute! Second thought: How low did Markus have to stoop for you both to be level? :P xx
He’s only stooped slightly… because I’m on my tippy-toes. :P x
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
I’ve actually considered this before.
- un-disgruntle yourself
- comfort someone
- be comforted
- go to a quiet place
- press a magic button and fix everything
- get a hug
- see something cute
- hear rain noises
- play cute games
- cut something/someone (blood) (***caution may trigger***)
- break something
- open a window
- have a guided relaxation
- listen to nature sounds (or here)
- do nothing for 2 minutes
- play the piano
- make cute ecards
- make cool music (ex.)
- get an idea for what to do
- avoid boredom
- watch a dream
- have a stickman adventure
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
That gif could not be any more perfect.
this is my favourite quote ever
Graham: Oh, David.
Graham: Your hair is so stupid.